anyone fancy a quickie ???

[zzxxee]

thread that is as im off to work in half hour or so go on have a moan say anything you like this is a say what you like thread !!!

[bobjugs12]

Women are complex and annoying

[McMouse]

Ed for Prime Minister

[zzxxee]

i know we are !!!!
no we are not !!!

[B00]

My husband's a git

We had a row last night, so right now im hoping the fleas of a thousand camels are infesting his armpits.

[mccfluff]

i hate the stupid scrabby ar$%eholes that infest the editorial department

a pox on you all you lazy barsewards

[bobjugs12]

Why do women wear perfume and make-up?
Because they're ugly and they smell

(That was a joke, my daughters are beautiful and don't smell at all)

[ummmm]

Gingers gone to work :-(((( he usually takes Paddy's day and the day after off....but they've got too much work on. I never thought I'd see the day he acted like a responsible adult....

[Bbbananas]

Today I am in the mood....

[zzxxee]

laughing out loud at boo and her fleas and armpits comment

[zzxxee]

in the mood for what salla fairplay on ginger ummmm

[Bbbananas]

dancing? loving? singing? drinking? making mad lusty passionate love? anything you like that's nice and makes me feel warm and glowing - that's what I am in the mood for today.

[bobjugs12]

Sallas, where do you live. I'll be round as quick as I can!!

[ummmm]

I know I know.....

[zzxxee]

easy tiger (salla) lol

[B00]

Why are bagels heavy "wheels" of dough until you toast them, then they become deliciously light and fluffy?

[mccfluff]

can someone kick start me out of my grump please

[bobjugs12]

Why does my sinus feel ike it's stuffed with concrete. And, apart from oversleeping, what are the effects of mixing prescription, hardcore, decongestant; Beechams Cold and Flu; Night Nurse; and Ibropufen?

[zzxxee]

stop being a grump mcfluff did that help?

[Bbbananas]

Are you flying bob? You should be....

[ummmm]

What's 'hardcore'???