im only on here for half an hour

[zzxxee]

so do your best to entertain me joke poetry whatever you like
the stage is yours !!!!!!

[wendilla]

I could have done you a striptease or pole dance but I see you are female lol

[redman41]

Having sex is like playing Cards. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

[zzxxee]

lol wendilla

very good redman x

[bobjugs12]

Wendilla, i'm not a female............

[zzxxee]

no hes a sex pest wendilla lol

[bobjugs12]

zzxxee that was harsh. Do you have any evidence of this outrageous claim??

[zzxxee]

yes every answer you give lol
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[wendilla]

Could be a new experience then .

[bobjugs12]

Every answer??? Thats not true. When i'm not flirting with somebody, i'm usually insulting someone else

[bobjugs12]

Mmmmmm Matt Lucas

[zzxxee]

nowhere angel just need a kick up the elbow to do some house work so ive set myself half hour on here lol

[zzxxee]

hows it going with no mercy?

[wendilla]

I set myself a rota every day but I can't find the magnet that is pulling me down to the keyboard.

[zzxxee]

i will do it i will i will !!!!! lol

[carmalee]

see no point whatsoever in doing housework - only needs to be done again next year anyway so why bother?

[zzxxee]

true lol

[caslass]

you only have 4 minutes left zzxxee.