Freckles:
A military game usually played in the NAAFI by pissed servicemen.
Equipment:
Round Table
Beer Mat
Several Pissed Blokes
A Heavy Weight
A Freshly Curled Soggy Poo
A Strong Stomach
Place poo in the centre of the table, and everyone sits around the table, at equal distance from each other.
Gently lay the beer mat atop the poo, then drop the weight onto the beer mat.
The individual with the least amount of poo on his face wins, the individual with the most (the 'freckliest) loses and has to buy the next round.
Et voila, Freckles