I must admit, these posts have made me smile. I've got Boo saying if her threads were moaned about like mine, she'd bite back, and that i'm 'barking mad' - yet she'd do the same, and I put nothing in my 'vile and venomous' comments that you hadn't put up for general chit-chat anyway - Boo working part time, Ummmm saying she wouldn't waste a rib eye steak on a drunken partner - having a letter from some authority or other about the weight of her offspring....
It's all been printed by yourselves, so sorry if I pick up on it and used it to defend myself