my friend works at a meat processing company in their quality control.
one lunchtime in their food hall they found a 3 pack of muller yogurts. On opening, the carboard sleeve was found to have written on it "Ive had a w*nk in the banoffee pie"
She sent the card to the Muller, wrote a letter on her own headed paper, and asked if this statement now affected the protein content as stated on the pack. lol