Wood

[Noreen05]

How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Spacemanbob]

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 

Now tell me why the sixth Sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

[Octavius]

I blame Michelle, she sells sea shells by the seashore.

[Octavius]

Now my question:

A skunk sat on a stump and the stump said the skunk stunk, and the skunk said the stump stunk. Which stunk, the skunk or the stump?

[kev100]

I'm not a feather plucker,
I'm a feather pluckers son
and I'm only plucking feathers
till the feather plucker comes.

[kev100]

I got that completely wrong didn't I? It should be,

I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant pluckers son
and I'm only plucking pheasants
till the pheasant plucker comes