What does the tooth fairy do with childrens teeth?

plowter | 23:39 Sat 13th Oct 2012 | Body & Soul

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The wee one lost one of her milk teeth recently and put it under the pillow but she wanted to know what the tooth fairy did with the teeth. I said it went for recycling. What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?

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Zacs-Master

Grind stem up and makes T. rex skeletons ?.....

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MASS1961

Throws it into the air and it becomes one of the millions of stars in the sky.

It does, doesn't it?

Jeza

Make them into dentures for the oldies.

Maydup

Builds little tooth fairy houses with them.

dotty.

well they must go somewhere, they don't disapear and they don't decay any further, and so every tooth that was ever lost must be somewhere.

sandyRoe

"Fe Fi foe fum
I smell the blood of an Englishman
Whether he's living or whether he's dead
I'll grind his bones to bake my bread."

But since political correctness has gone mad this is no longer allowed. So now, all the teeth that she collects are sold to bakers to help make our bread.

boxtops

This is what they do http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16069220

paddywak

Stores them in a magic castle, haven't you ever watched the Hogfather?

plowter

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Those are lovely answers.

Zacs - skelingtons is made from milks amd t-rex steals lots of milks from moocows but moocows dont like dinoswords and they wil fight them and they are too fierce for big lizards and that is why there aint not no dinoswords no more today.

Mick-Talbot

Tooth fairy ?
lol I don't believe in all that made up garbage .........thank god.