Trident

[Wharton]

The scenario is that Scotland has become independent and insists that the nuclear submarines be removed from her waters. You, as a member of the remnants of the UK, must answer the question - Where?

[Valmave]

No doubt those same insistant Scots would expect military assistance if it were ever needed.

[Zacs-Master]

Tell you what, we'll take the subs if you promise to keep the Krankies.

[Wharton]

Baldric - My knowall cat has a simple answer, but it's probably too deep for you to understand.
Valmave - It's insistEnt - free education will be a tenet of the written Scottish constitution.
Zacs-Master - You're on!

[ChillDoubt]

I answered Wharton. Or can't your cat read?

[Wharton]

My cat can read perfectly well ChillDoubt, but he's suspicious of people who have something against Ascension Islanders. I think there's something of the communist in him (takes it from his mother I suppose), but is there any chance of a sensible answer to my original question?

[ChillDoubt]

So what's your 'sensible' answer, genius? Or is your cat sworn to secrecy?

By the way, if you're having conversations with your feline friend about the siting of ICBM's, you need stronger medication.

[Wharton]

ICBMs (no need for the apostrophe). The cat's idea was to sail them up the Thames and leave them somewhere near Westminster, but as I said earlier, he's not too bright....however....

[Wharton]

....and the 'Best Answer' award goes to New Judge - spoken like a true ostrich/lawyer.

[owdhamer]

That is restricted information.

[EcclesCake]

Pfft, so you were just teasing me.........

[owdhamer]

Cant wait for Scotland to be independent and repatriation starts.

[Wharton]

owdhamer - naw it isnae
EcclesCake - naw ah wisnae - look noo,

[Prudie]

I'd pick Portland. It would benefit from a rebirth to the naval station and it's quite swish now thanks to the leftover Olympic facilities.

[shoota]

Has anyone suggested the Malvinas?

[Graham-W]

Falmouth. One of the biggest, natural, deep water harbours in the world.

[Wharton]

I take it that you're not from Portland, Prudie

[Prudie]

No more than 20 miles away, I don't see the problem?

[Wharton]

Ed, would you mind awfully removing the related fantasy football thingies from this, it could be rather dangerous, don't you knpw?

[Wharton]

Graham-W
Prudie
Thanks for positive answers.

[I_Hate_Infinity]

As a Glamorgan man, I suggest you relocate them to South Wales. We need a nuclear deterrent to resolve our street crime!!!

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