The New President Of Iran : Hassan Rouhani

[andrew1707]

Apparently Hassan Rouhani attended University in Glasgow and speaks English with a Scottish accent.
The big question everyone is dying to know is:

Does he support Celtic or Rangers?

[stewey]

More importantly: is he going to manufacture ICBCs (intercontinental ballistic cabers)?

[tonyav]

Does he like haggis ?.

[douglas9401]

I think I met him once, I wasn't sure if it was a nuclear weapon under his kilt or if he was just pleased to see me.

[wolf63]

Does Rangers still exist?

[tonyav]

Ohhhhhhhhh.

[wolf63]

ohhhhh what boy - speak up!

[tonyav]

Does Rangers still exist?


That wolf.

[wolf63]

What's the answer? I live in St Johnstone territory.

[tonyav]

Yes they do, wolf.

[wolf63]

Good - I watch out for their next Rugby match and feign interest.

Anyway - that is my political discussion for the day. Time for a play with my Kindle Fire and a cuddle of my pussy cats.

[stewey]

Imagine the horrific havoc that will ensue when one of those IBCs explodes over London and unleashes thousands of tooth-picks to be strewn upon the general populace. Utter mayhem I say, absolute paralyzing panic will prevail.

[Hopkirk]

Probably a Hearts supporter.

[wolf63]

stewey - have you been to the pub? Do you crawl back home again?

[wolf63]

Hearts - Edinburgh. It is all too complicated.

Sorry to andrew1707 for taking over his thread, but I am bored but too tired to do anything sensible. As long as he remembers to make his move at Scrabble. :-)

[stewey]

Wolf63, I guess I must be thinking of a "Goon Show" plot:)

[wolf63]

I an too young for the Goon Show - more a Goodies generation. Did the Goodies manage to cross the ocean and find your TV?

[tonyav]

Sounds more like a Monty Pythons plot to me, stewey.

[stewey]

Never heard of the Goodies, wolf; however, I can see clearly in my mind Major Bloodnock as the president of Iran, and Bluebottle sitting astride the ICBC as it circles over London. (No pub yet, by the way)

[Hopkirk]

Well if he is a Hearts fan, he won't be very happy today!

[nungate]

Probably supports Partick Thistle