Part 2

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The following Friday night I got the female recruits to dress me up, make up, handbag, the works, the only thing was I couldn't get shoes to fit so I kept my jungle boots on. I got 'Diggers' to drive me to the pub and in I walked, up to the bar and ordered a pint. The barmaid was understandably giving me funny looks so I said to her "can you keep a secret"? She nodded "yes" so I said "You know I'm from the barracks up the road"? again she nodded "yeah I've seen you in here" so I said "right, I'm working for Military Intelligence and I'm trying to infiltrate a group of women Russian spies that are drinking in your pub garden, promise you'll tell no-one"? And she fell for it!!!!