Noahs Ark

[the biker]

how did Noah manage to get hold of penguins and polar bears when he lived  on the opposite side of the world?

 

[da_chief]

back in them days the world looked different, the ice caps were probably neighbouring countries.

[IndieSinger]

Did he bother taking two of each duck, fish etc. who would not be bothered by more water?

[Cheesefreek]

Aye, those were the days!

[archbishop]

Bear in mind that all the worlds great religions have a great flood story.

[bernardo]

He didn't.  There was no such person, no such flood.  It's all just a silly fairy story invented by the Alien Hippopotamuses.

[calleach]

This is a supplementary question.Where did he keep the wood worm?

[New Forester]

As to the woodworm -- read A History of the World in Ten and a Half Chapters by Julian Barnes.  A lot of nice ideas about Noah, with a whole woodworm chapter (or was it a half?) .

[SKCOLL]

Surely the local supermarket sold penguins?

And are Poler bears just albino grizzleys ?

[Moog]

Whether or not Noah existed there is evidence that the story of the great flood may relate to the flooding of the Black Sea around 7500 years ago.

[jenky]

There is a church in Brighton that looks like a big barn, which is supposedly built to the same specs as the ark, upsdide-down obviously (and probably from different materials). Don't know where the animals came from but do know that it would have been awful crowded.

[TariqE]

Why the hell did take the mosquitos??

[bernardo]

Polar Bears are not albino grizzly bears because in fact they have black skin.

[NoGood Boyo]

Noah Ideah.

[2NINTOKYO]

Bernardo, polar bears do not have black skin. Did Noah have black skin?

[Eski]

There is a theory that Noahs Ark was really just the Red or Black Sea flooding and they just made up stories, a lot like religion huh.

[Merlin]

Is II_Billym around, 'cos here I go again taking things apart.

Well - the question is wrong!! Polar bears live oop North and penguins live dahn Sarf. So Noah couldn't have lived on the opposite side of the world to both species.

Polar bears have blue tongues - well they would have, wouldn't they?

Sorry.

 

[the biker]

 C  U  Next tuesday merlin ?

[kr123]

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