Im a lean, mean

[trimmed-bush]

small handed killing machine.

please pass comment.

[craft1948]

well I think I'll agree with small......

[hailthechimp]

The great thing about having small hands is that when your "flogging the dolphin" it makes your member look FREAKING MASSIVE! i mean im hung like a mung bean,but when i take my mini-me into my palm and her 5 sisters i feel like im Ron Jeremy!

[trimmed-bush]

thats awesome chimp

[hailthechimp]

Ive actually waited 13 years to use this joke but was just waiting on someone to post something about small hands to spark me off,i thought i was in luck when they caught oj simpson though,but unfortunatley his "tiny handed killer" was never found!LOL!

[hailthechimp]

i meant "his Wifes tiny handed killer!

[Gormless]

How do you flog a dolphin and why on earth would you want to do it?

[trimmed-bush]

gormless its something you would never understand. you have probably flogged numerous dolphins and not one of them your own..

[hailthechimp]

LOL@trimmed

Gormless its to do with relieving the pressure in our blowholes to stop our HEADgasket from EXPLODING like a VOLCANO (nudge nudge w@nk wink)

[Gormless]

Oh I understand now, it's supposed to be funny isn't it. Well jolly well LOL.

[sqad617]

chimp....please don't laugh at trimmed, as he is well known under various guises and my advice to you is to ignore him.

[trimmed-bush]

chimp.....please dont laugh at trimmed


chimp....please dont be anyone elses friend

chimp....please dont read anyone elses posts apart from mine


Squady I think your great. keep up the good work.