hell and heaven

[alawibaz]

 can anyone describe what they think hell and heaven is like

[jaspeakm]

Neither exist.  They are a figment of overactive human imagination.  When you're dead, you're dead.  You decompose (assuming you haven't been incinerated by your kith and kin), and return to the matter of the universe.

Don't let anyone tell you any different.

[J P Satre]

other people

[J P Satre]

lets try that again. Hell is other people

[Kay]

My perception of heaven and hell.There definately IS life after death and I believe that souls go to various levels i-e a murderer or any evil doer would not be allowed to go to a level where say an innocent child who passed through illness would be. mullein would answer this as she's a true medium.

[Merlin]

Alawibaz

What's your idea of heaven and hell?

Generally, I would agree with J P Satre - it's the company of other people (either way!).

And either way, there's nothing beyond this physicl life on earth so make your heaven here while you're around to enjoy it.

[tartanwiz]

I like to think of Heaven as a dimension where you can be anywhere, any time, with anybody, where all fantasies (including sexual) can be real. I think of Hell as something like a Brueghel painting, a place of eternal misery and pain and hopelessness.

[Sludge]

In Heaven;

the French are the cooks 
the Germans are the mechanics
the Swiss run the government
the Italians are the lovers
the British are the police.

But in Hell,

the French are the mechanics
the Germans are the police
the Swiss are the lovers
the Italians run the government
the British are the cooks 
 

[tartanwiz]

On a lighter note........... Heaven is a big pleasure city where there is no sexually transmitted disease and no unwanted pregnancy. You are provided with a bank card that never, ever runs out. The booze in Heaven does not give you a hangover, make you sick or lead to alcoholism, no matter how much you drink. Hell is being in such a Heaven but without a penny to spend!

[rod]

Heaven is good health

Hell is bad health

 

[el duerino]

maybe if people stopped dreaming of metaphysical paradises and worked a bit harder on this one people wouldnt have to dream as much . . .

[Philtaz]

Hell is Scunthorpe on a wet Wednesday afternoon.  Not been to heaven yet.

[Merlin]

FINA

How do you know there definitely IS life after death? Did mullein tell you that? Who decides what is evil when the departed are being sorted into their various levels? How many levels do you imagine there are?

And just what is a true medium? I was astounded by mullein's simplistic observations on another thread - my jaw hit the floor! - She observed that her knowledge and experience as a medium led her to realise that some people don't like dying!!

[2nd row]

GEORGE AND FREDA, BOTH IN THEIR 80's, VERY STRAIGHT LACED, TWO VERY, VERY CHURCH GOING , RELIGOUS FOLK... SADLY GEORGE PASSED AWAY........ FREDA WENT TO VISIT A MEDIUM, TO TRY AND MAKE CONTACT WITH GEORGE..... LO AN' BEHOLD !!!!  GEORGE 'COMES THROUGH ' !!!!  ...... " OH MY DEAREST " SAYS FREDA,  " I DO MISS YOU SO, TELL ME WHAT IT'S LIKE   UP there "........ " WELL "SAYS GEORGE, " I GET UP EARLY, HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT, WANDER AROUND, FIND A PARTNER, AND HAVE SEX,  SOMETHING TO EAT, REST AWHILE, FIND ANOTHER PARTNER, SEX AGAIN,  MORE FOOD, REST , ANOTHER PARTNER, MORE SEX, THEN I HAVE A SHORT BREAK FOR DINNER, AND START ALL OVER AGAIN, SEX, EAT, REST, MORE SEX...."OOH GEORGE !!!!! " SAYS FREDA, " I DIDN'T KNOW HEAVEN WAS LIKE THAT "!!! ...." WHO'S TALKING ABOUT HEAVEN " ASKS GEORGE, " I'M A RABBIT IN NORFOLK ",,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Thomas]

Lite your fireplace to the hottest blaze possible, hop in and tell someone to lock the door behind you, and burn burn and burn for eterninty.  Thats HELL !!!!!!

No Money, No Sins, No Dangerous Animals, No Hatred, No Worries, Everybody is brothers and sisters that are there because of faith and belief in the lord for eterninty.   Thats HEAVEN !!!   

Take your pick and remember  ETERNINTY ......

[stoo_pid]

No money, no sins, no dangerous animals..?  That's Hell surely?

[el duerino]

lol Thomas sometimes people come out with such stupid comments I have to double take they are not taking the ****. My tan needs topping up, besides, I wonder where all the interesting people are? ;)

[archbishop]

Heaven - The Maldives

Hell - Basildon

[Bangkok]

A friend once defined hell as a place where you could not see, hear, smell, touch or move, but you could think.  And that you knew you would never go mad.

 

[Merlin]

Thomas

What utter utter claptrap. How can anything possibly burn for eternity. There is only so much fuel in the human body. Some Roman governer/Caesar tried it once to light his garden and the fires didn't quite last one night. So much for early AD energy-efficient lighting.

Bangkok10120

A place quiet and peaceful enough to allow you to think for a while without distraction - sounds like heaven, actually!!

[Bangkok]

Merlin, totally understand, but it's the bit after 'for a while' that might become tedious!