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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Sorry, this is a joke, right? Have you been watching too much Coronation Street perchance?
All this rubbish about Armageddon was made up by some bored scriptwriters too bored to do some research. Or perhaps by some scriptwriters who did some research, discovered that Goths are basically completely normal people who just chose to wear black and decided to just revert back to plan A to attempt to boost the ratings of a flagging soap.
There is no 'Goth Central' where all the Goths go to receive word about 'Armageddon' - it's not an organised cult, it's just a Western sub-culture!
And quite frankly, if Armageddon were to be this Thursday, why would the Wave-Gotik-Treffen festival in Germany have been organised for May? There's 40,000 Goths who are going to be very upset after pre-booking their tickets if the world does end this week.
Oh, don't be unkind, dosset! That's not like you. Look at it this way - we're all still here... aren't we? Anyone?
On BBC Radio 2 today Richard Allinson played The Cult's 'She Sells Sanctuary'. When I hear it I am always transported in my imagination to a dark Goth club, dancing in a bohemian way, as a strobe light flashes. Is it just me...?