Tartan Paint?

[Redbel]

Anyone know where I could purchase such a thing....my b/f said to me today whilst he was decorating........go to the hardware store and get some tartan paint......the man in the store looked at me like I was stupid and said, sorry love, I think whoever sent you for this is taking the mickey.
I got home and told my b/f and he said.....Oh B&Q will have it....I'll go and get it myself tomorrow.

[dot.hawkes]

whilst your there ask for a long stand bez. Oh and your BF may want to replace his glass hammar and so ask for one of those too. And a sky hook.

and what are you doing in here i sent you down to get some celebrity lifestyle gossip from the shopping sub-section (as opposed to the celebrity gossip sub- sections in both Film & Tv and Music ) about half an hour ago!

[wildwood]

Really Redbel........

I bet you are one of those super efficient people who, when they paint a room, they mix the primer, undercoat and the two top coats together in one tin, so painting on four coats at once and saving yourself a hellova lot of time.

[Pea Pod]

Here is your tartan paint http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/online/tar tan-paint.html

[Redbel]

Lol @ wildwood.....how did you guess!!

Thanks for that Pea Pod..... I've ordered a tin... See I knew my b/f wouldnt purposely take the mickey ; -)

[SteveD]

A good site, Pea Pod. I'm not too sure about the "Long Weight", though, in spite of the claims made while you wait for the page to load!

[gasman]

You might need a bucket of blue steam as well . You can buy them in a wire mesh bucket. usually kept next to the spare bubbles for the spirit level. :o) pmsll

[elpea]

you'll probably get it in the same diy store that sells skirting board laddders too.

[Solarjunkie]

While you're there, buy a tin of non-adhesive glue too - that stuff has a million uses!

[Redbel]

Lol, brill replies all :)

[naz_nomad]

Don't knock it ... I sold a left-handed guitar plectrum on eBay recently... I'm serious.