mmm, yes neti, you've been pulling the sheet up again haven't you?
Ooh, crikey jno...but I'm sure that now you're on the correct medication you'll be better in no time, we can't all be gathered around with the knitting & woman's weeklies while you're having a bedbath can we? And they won't let you put your slippers in the microwave you know...maybe if you asked nicely they'd pop them on the hostess trolley while they serve the lunches....No, no, I really think you need to get well pdq!
These long term medical mysteries seem to be everywhere...my neighbour's had virtually no voice for months, but it is improving. She's had it investigated & it's nothing sinister, next stop speech therapy to strengthen her muscles...or something like that.
I wish my insides would calm down, every few days I'm a bit 'iffy'...maybe I'd better give the old portable a dusting down ...
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