Wellies

[maggiebee]

This little woman was only 3ft 6 ins tall. She goes to the doctors and says to him “Doctor, this is a bit embarrassing but I keep getting a sore fa**y.”
“When does this happen?” asks the doctor.
“Well, it seems to be only when it's raining” she says.
“Come back and see me when it's raining, then” said the doctor.
One day the following week it was really pouring down so she decides to go and see him. “I've come about my sore fa**y, doctor. It's quite painful today.”
“You must take off all your clothes” he says “then wait in the next room.” Five minutes later the doctor says “You can come back in now and get dressed and go home.”
“But aren't you going to examine me?” she said.
“I think you'll find you're cured now” he said “I've chopped 2 inches off the top of your wellies.”

[mushroom25]

# if it wasnae fer yer wellies...... #