I was going down to my allotment today when

[lindylou16]

a guy threw sodium chloride on me and another covered me in sulphuric acid.

It was terrible. I didn't know how to react.

[carlton23]

I think you`re telling porkies, if you`d had sulphuric acid over you you`d have been incapacitated and not typing that. Still, you won`t grow weeds in your hair.

[squarebear]

I think this should be in the jokes section.

[bigfoot3000]

I reckon it would be better understoon in the science section!

[AB Editor]

Sometimes In The AnswerBank we find a question, or set of questions, which seem to be diamonds in the rough. We enshrine these questions as articles for the sake of posterity:

http://www.theanswerb...icle/allotment-jokes/

[modeller]

I liked it lindy its a pity that battery of answers didn't react and left you rather flat.

[Count-A-Strong]

Do you make these up youself Lindy? if so please please STOP. DES O Conner wouldn't even use them.

[Dris]

I love Lindys threads as she always foxes peeps myself included-keep them coming :)

[modeller]

Good for you lindylou keep it up but you can Count on it that certain people will make negative remarks they just haven't got A-Strong sense of humour.

[Count-A-Strong]

So it's OK for you to ( quite cleverly) criticise but not me?

[modeller]

Ah ! Count you do have a sense of humour. My criticism was in the way you had a go at lindylou who was only trying to cheer us up. I didn't think you were being fair .

However I do enjoy your pithy remarks in other sections keep them coming .