I do hope that those of you who still have attachments to other publishments on this network are aware that the hilarity of this thread, which I have enjoyed this evening, might seriously endanger the usual Saturday MOFC, which now seems tame in comparison. Her Ladyship will be less than amused, although I content myself with the thought that I am such an insignificant peasant and so far beneath her nose, that I might safely escape before an unfortunate scapegoat is hanged from the nearest tree.