Can Garden Gnomes ever have a place in a proper garden....

[rowanwitch]

The gnome market seems to be boving towards the naughty or the brighter the better... But does anyone here have a gnome to call their own...

[tonyav]

What virgins hippy chick ?

[humbersloop]

Look into my eyes, tony...

[rowanwitch]

Very good humbersloop have a banana! and extra leeks for the crew

I'd have some regular AB'ers as GNomeowners I am sure Ed himself would have a few... god has made gnome in his own image

[tonyav]

Not around them into them lol, now about those virgins you were talking about.

[humbersloop]

phuh! Ab Editor has a situation for you tony...

[rowanwitch]

You have to prove worthy of virgins become a faithful member...

[Maydup]

I had a shoking habit of kidnapping garden gnomes when I was a teenager.

I have a big stone one now for ole times sake.

[tonyav]

I know what your up to, and I ain't gonna fall for it.

[humbersloop]

blimey rowan, don't push it, it's FCoAB after all...

[rowanwitch]

I like those cases where folk kidnap a gnome and send the owners pictures from all over the world with their gnome in it....

[rowanwitch]

I'm sure Tony can prove a true and upright member of the faith....

perhaps he could aspire to gnomehood and we should get him a nice red hat as a welcome present

[humbersloop]

someone's just done that in our village. The gnome owner has completely the wrong suspect too!

[rowanwitch]

Better give it back Humbersloop... or are you using it as a figurehead...

[humbersloop]

It wasn't me!! The postcard from Caister threw 'em though.

Would this be baldric's?


http://4.bp.blogspot....s400/garden+gnome.jpg

[rowanwitch]

Spare Ed didn't get his pay rise by the looks of things

[tonyav]

How do I prove worthy rowan lol ?

[Baldric]

Nope, unpainted terracotta, very tasteful it is too.
;o)

[tonyav]

Perhaps someone has painted it ^^^^^^ baldric !

[humbersloop]

Tony' it'll be like all the best nights at Wigan Casino rolled into one.

Look into my eyes...

[rowanwitch]

http://www.mooseyscou...11/big-gnomes-cat.jpg

its a tom you idiots...