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Can Garden Gnomes ever have a place in a proper garden....

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rowanwitch | 15:13 Fri 08th Jun 2012 | Home & Garden
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The gnome market seems to be boving towards the naughty or the brighter the better... But does anyone here have a gnome to call their own...
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What virgins hippy chick ?
15:21 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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Look into my eyes, tony...
15:23 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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Very good humbersloop have a banana! and extra leeks for the crew

I'd have some regular AB'ers as GNomeowners I am sure Ed himself would have a few... god has made gnome in his own image
15:23 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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Not around them into them lol, now about those virgins you were talking about.
15:24 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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phuh! Ab Editor has a situation for you tony...
15:27 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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You have to prove worthy of virgins become a faithful member...
15:28 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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I had a shoking habit of kidnapping garden gnomes when I was a teenager.

I have a big stone one now for ole times sake.
15:28 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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I know what your up to, and I ain't gonna fall for it.
15:29 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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blimey rowan, don't push it, it's FCoAB after all...
15:29 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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I like those cases where folk kidnap a gnome and send the owners pictures from all over the world with their gnome in it....
15:30 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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I'm sure Tony can prove a true and upright member of the faith....

perhaps he could aspire to gnomehood and we should get him a nice red hat as a welcome present
15:31 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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someone's just done that in our village. The gnome owner has completely the wrong suspect too!
15:31 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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Better give it back Humbersloop... or are you using it as a figurehead...
15:33 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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It wasn't me!! The postcard from Caister threw 'em though.

Would this be baldric's?


http://4.bp.blogspot....s400/garden+gnome.jpg
15:36 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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Spare Ed didn't get his pay rise by the looks of things
15:37 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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How do I prove worthy rowan lol ?
15:38 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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Nope, unpainted terracotta, very tasteful it is too.
;o)
15:38 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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Perhaps someone has painted it ^^^^^^ baldric !
15:41 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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Tony' it'll be like all the best nights at Wigan Casino rolled into one.

Look into my eyes...
15:41 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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http://www.mooseyscou...11/big-gnomes-cat.jpg

its a tom you idiots...
15:42 Fri 08th Jun 2012

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