Numatic George

[netibiza]

Has anyone got one? and if so can you please tell me how the shampooing bit works, I have managed to soak all carpets and not a drop has been sucked up. My main confusion is do I have to switch between showering water, and sucking up in the same operation? I too scared to try it in case it blows up! Easy instructions please and thank you.

[netibiza]

Why do you all come out at night, I have to go for a royal lie down as the King has the telly, princess wants the computer, and Cinderella here has cooked the dinner, washed up, put it all away, and mopped floor. Orf for a royal bath then beddy byes as all this reigning nonsense makes one tired don't you know!

Please get up earlier tomorrow. I thank you!

[netibiza]

PS I am one hour ahead, don't you know,

[DaSwede]

Eders Kungliga H�ghet / Your Royal Highness Neti, I'm a night animal. But I will be thinking of you on the 11th, and should I be asleep I'll try to dream of you. (Seriously - I will be sending you light, energy.)

Shaney, you need more blood to your head, woman.

PS about American Beauty, that wasn't a spoiler so don't hate on me if you haven't seen it and were planning to. We know right from the start that he's going to die.

[DaSwede]

Bye now, Simon Cowell (as in American Idol) waits for no woman!

[jno]

I suppose if you were 30 years younger, Shaney, you could have overtaken him as he fled?

Well, I see I am on hoovering duty in HRN's palace tomorrow; I do hope it's got its sucking and blowing sorted out. I destroyed three Rembrandts and a Miro by covering them in foam last time when I was just trying to vacuum them clean. Fortunately two of them were cheap fakes.

[VINNY100_2]

Good Mornin...
This is Devon calling Ibiza..
WAKEY WAKEY...!
(:o)

[netibiza]

Devon - please don't shout - was having a lie'in. Very overcast here, and most of the shops are closed til Sat. Can't do much as hubby is snoring in front room .

[VINNY100_2]

whispers....lovely weather ere...!
Ive got a tip for the 4.30 at Haydock.....the horse is called Plumb....its a cert...its only carrying a stone...hahahaha..!
Ive got tomorrow off,and sunday and monday.....beach...ere I come>>>>>>just gotta change the road signs........devons that way<<<<<<
havent seen jude and dolly for a while....well...must go and work in an hours time...another day...another Dollar.....(:O)
ooh arrr...is you an american jno??
yo

[jno]

people seem to think so, Vinny, but it would come as a shock to my parents.

http://www.inflatablefactory.net/ColdAirInflat ables/patriotic/UncleSam25_450.jpg

[netibiza]

I am still very confused re: jno. One minute (or several months actually) touring the world, ballooning you name they've done it, the next worrying about fridge/freezers and plants? no not on jno

[jno]

I am a jolly busy little bee Your Royal Tallness but sadly the ballooning has not come off yet. I did go ballooning over the Masai Mara at dawn once and very nice it was, but my efforts in the more challenging British climate have been met with failure. The pyracantha is down and the new fridge is up. Very flattering to have you take such an interest in one of your 'umble servants.

[Robinia]

ooh, I say, as soon as I'd crawled back under my stone last night, everyone came alive....

well the weather is glorious.....but that's all that's been lovely so far this morning.
The reason why some of us are on at night neti is because we spend too many bl00dy daylight hrs in waiting rooms & queues....grrrrrr. 25 mins late to see the nurse for a 30 second BP check (still up a bit, no wonder!)... lots of irate patients cos there'd been some buffering about with their prescripts...another one running in & out the only loo throwing up....
I was just about to walk when she called me. she says "Do you smoke?" SMOKE?! I'm about to self combust here!

By then every woman & her unruly ankle-snappers was out & about....& Tesco's expect you serve yourself!!!!!!! no! I won't!! takes longer than having an assistant, for heaven's sake. I left......

hello eveyone btw,
thank you for listening.....

<ohhhhmmmm.......>

[netibiza]

Well dear, I don't have many 'umble servants so have to keep the ones I do have, happy. You may take Easter Sunday orf and have a rip roaring time.

Hope springs eternal, I have just (again) cleaned out the pool - full of muddy rainwater - and bu88er me I think it's gonna rain again.

[netibiza]

Hello there Robi I missed you. What is your BP - today mine is 142/86 heartrate 93 - now I think that is high, doctor says mmm borderline. On Blockbusters, oops mean betablockers It was always about 120/80. Do you think this is high? Our supermarkets and all shops are closed today, and I always avoid the rugrat time. Blasted little critters, need stamping on - all of 'em.

[Robinia]

oooh, strangely enough I'm sure she said it was the same as yours neti I was so irritated I wasn't paying attention...better than last week she said, but still up. Gotta go back next week....grrrr

re American beauty btw Kit....I hated it ....falling asleep was the best thing for you by far. Not that I qualify as a critic....if a film hasn't grabbed me in the first 5 mins it hasn't got me at all....

[Robinia]

c'mon get ya clouts off....I'm washing everything & it's drying as fast as I can peg it out....

<covers eyes>....

[VINNY100_2]

Afternoon....was working in braunton today,and couldnt work out why there were so many helicopters flying around..
near Chivenor...was queen netti about to land?
erm...nope,it was the hostages who had been freed...
later dudes.....(:O)

[netibiza]

When I land, you'll hear a huge thump!

[VINNY100_2]

netti landing
been shopping at primark again...hehe..!(:O)

[DaSwede]

Ouch, Neti! That's almost as spectacular as when one of our fighter aircraft crashed in the middle of Stockholm in 1993. (The pilot survived!)

I see we've been playing nail jno. That's a fun one, could go on forever.

Just want to wish everyone a... how do you say it, merry easter, happy easter, peaceful... oh just have an egg and get it over with.

nick

Oh look, I'm wearing my sanity towel! And the glances I'm getting, just like Judy Garland in Easter Parade!

Bye for now.