Numatic George

[netibiza]

Has anyone got one? and if so can you please tell me how the shampooing bit works, I have managed to soak all carpets and not a drop has been sucked up. My main confusion is do I have to switch between showering water, and sucking up in the same operation? I too scared to try it in case it blows up! Easy instructions please and thank you.

[Robinia]

<siren sounds....
ok, who said the h word??! wash your mouth out with soap...there's plenty of it about...
....somebody cut the cable lines to Sweden....

nope, mine's got laryngitis Vinny....it no speek....

[DaSwede]

Okay, so my log in session at the library expired and I took a walk to the internet cafe to finish some of my other internet business that I never get around to finishing anymore... Thought I'd check Vinny's animation out again to see if it moved from this computer - and guess what, Vinny, yours has changed into my message ("I am Vinny's pic. Sorry, pig.") And mine, which 'walked and talked' at the library, does not appear anymore (just the text.) The web sure is wild tonight. Okay, I'm off again, just wanted to tell you all about this in case you too are seeing pigs where Vinny originally ordered beer and tea...

[jno]

right, this should tidy the place up while I'm away, none of that weedy Spanish stuff

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/Popul arScience/9-1953/med_bus_sucker.jpg

I want it spotless, mind.

Thank you for the birthday wishes. Among other things it looks as though the balloon flight may be reactivated. Was going to do it last autumn but Virgin cancelled because of hurricane warnings. Seems I have to go to a place called 'Braintree', which as I understand it is the Kowloon of East Angular.

[Robinia]

hahahaha....that's hilarious jno our mrs scrubbit will be ordering one - hope mr tidytins has nailed his soup down.....

have a great time

<whispers>... want to borrow my white stilettos?

[jno]

ooh now, stilettos, they'd be useful while ballooning, in case I had to do any wingwalking, climbing to the top for a better view of Braintree, that sort of thing

http://www.highheelshoemuseum.com/images/exoti c2.jpg

[netibiza]

Morning my little woolly bears -lovely and sunny here, can't get daughter out of bed!

jno in the 60's I had a pair of shoes identical to those black and red one. Thought I was the bees knees!! Wore them with a red suit and black sweater - god must have looked really strange.

[Robinia]

mmm, and it's still not a good look either neti...

morning george & georgettes....can somebody iron my face please?....didn't sleep very well, thanks to a mega-headache. I've obviously scrunched my pillow in an effort to get comfy & now I've got a lovely crease down my cheek.

please don't switch any appliances on...too much noise....use the quiter option
think they're related to george.

[shaneystar2]

Well this is a come down from lying on a lounger in the sun with my G&T and Hello Magazine .
I wake up to find I have joined Molly Maids and am expected to slosh about on squelchy carpets and the place is full of dustpans and brushes .
I shall have to go and lie down ...... Lampwick fetch me my wheatbag and have whip a round with the Bex Bissell please .

[netibiza]

Coooeeee Robinina - come back indoors dear

[B00]

Oooooo, a new home!

you thought you'd escaped me huh?

evil cackle

Thanks for the lovely welcome kit, I always thought you were male! Dunno why, maybe the ? ;-)beard

Hope you're feeling better robinia, I gotta say though....a creased face mental pic is not an endearing one- heh!

[netibiza]

well thanks BOO for trying to help!

[B00]

Hey maybe using George on Robinia's face might get rid of her sleep creases?

[netibiza]

phew BOO I wouldn't want to be around when you suggest that one.

[B00]

rofl, well I figured I was already on thin ice with my comment to kit, I might as well go for broke!


;-)

[Robinia]

bloomin heck B00...you like living dangerously don't you?! a short spell darning Vinny's socks should sort you out....

still not shifted the headache so now I've got a cool pad thingy stuck to me forehead (quite nice actually)....what's the betting I end up with an allergy rash.....
anybody got a paper bag handy?

now surely this is waaaaaaaay too much of a concidence?

Ed has a birthday & day off

jno has a birthday & is away on a jolly....

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[netibiza]

It is as we thought then - jno has an alta ego.

Poor Robi do you suffer from many headaches or migraines? I'm lucky it's about the only thing I don't get, (well, I do in bed shhh) Have a rest. Good luck.

[Robinia]

thanks neti - yes, I do get a lot :o(
they're often sparked off by weather change....it's been lovely for days & now it's cold again. Apparently we might have snow showers on Sun!!!

better not forget & go to the door with this thing on - looks like I've had me brain plugged in, lol!

[VINNY100_2]

Good Mornin....! anybody got a spare toaster....mine's given up the ghost..and I cant operate without me toast and Huney...ooops...i mean honey...
"did you know the Bees are going on strike....
they want less flowers and more Honey...hahahahaha..! that one always tickles me....erm...bloomin heck...they have only forecast snow for next week....
nice to hear from you jude.....bet you cant wait to see all the top teams playing in derby next season....catch you in a bit>>>>>>>>>>whoosh(:O)

[DaSwede]

Oh so I'm The Bearded Lady now, am I! Just because BOO here flirts with anything on the AB that still has a pulse and miraculously manages to actually keep her little fantasy going even after I use a Lucille Ball avatar in a merciful attempt to let her down easy... I couldn't very well thank you for your replies, adding a cheerful "By the way, I'm a woman!" now could I, although I thought about it often enough... ;-) I'm a fragile old spinster living in Sweden, now run along, dear. But before you go, let me show you my dainty lady's razor:

Stop fussing, of course it isn't sharp. Just sit back and relax, BOO - after all, I've done this before, haven't I...

Hi, biddies... It was Neti let that one in, wasn't it?

Vinny, your services are required over here. / Hope your NVQ went really well. I don't know the implications of that except for what Wikipedia tells me, but it sounds like a good thing. I sure had more luck finding 'NVQ' than I did finding Barsetshire... Oh the things I learn on here.

Back later.

[DaSwede]

...tomorrow, I think. Bye!