carpet accident

[bobtheduck-]

i have just spilt milk all over the carpet and the maid is out what should i do aside from bringing a cat in?

[Romeo]

heliebobs - sorry about the typo in your name, I wasn't concentrating. I was too busy saddling up the maid. Miaow!

bobtheduck - this maid of yours. What does she look like, then?

[helliebobs]

All is forgiven romeo, although I do worry about this maid obsession you seem to have...

[bobtheduck-]

she is an obese mustached lativian romeo

[helliebobs]

Stop leaving snacks out on the kitchen table for her then bob ;)

[Romeo]

helliebobs - well,when you've got a huge country mansion to run, you need a few maids around. Sharon the parlour maid is particularly naughty and needs a bit of discipline.

bobtheduck - this maid of yours. I imagine she is a brunette with her hair in a bun, with stockings and high heels and a garter and wearing a thong under that short frenchie outfit? More importantly, does she like to lap milk from a saucer and go 'miaow'?

[bobtheduck-]

i dunno romeo i would have to look up from my paper :)

[helliebobs]

This is obviously your dream thread romeo!
What's the going rate for a maid these days? At least minimum wage I hope?

[Romeo]

Bobs - an obese mustached Latvian, indeed! Still, what the hell!

[Romeo]

hellie - my maids get paid a dream wage, but their duties go beyond dusting a few ornaments.

[nursecarla]

Bob has dirty fair hair Romeo, the rest is spot on :)))) xxxxxxxx

[helliebobs]

hello carla ;)

[nursecarla]

Hi Hellie how is you and little un? :))) xxxxxxxxx

[helliebobs]

What does one have to do to get a job as a maid at your place then, romeo?

[helliebobs]

snotty carla and tired - we've both got colds but at least I can blow my nose, he can't :(

[Romeo]

Well for a start they must be prepared to lap milk from a saucer and go 'Miaow'. Oh yes and wiggle while they do it (it's not the same otherwise).

[Romeo]

Must go now. Yvonne the chambermaid has got my bed ready.

Night night and sweet dreams to you all.

[helliebobs]

so would you say you have a french maid fetish or a cat obsession romeo?

[Romeo]

Hey, just because I dress up cats in rubberised corsets doesn't make me a perv. I'm just differently normal.

[Romeo]

Seroiusly though, I'm not just into French maids. I also like nurses in tight tunics and big shy schoolgirls in mini skirts and knee high socks (especially the kind with the criss-cross pattern). Just as long as they're prepared to get down on all fours and lap milk and go 'miaow'.

But now I really must retire (yawn). Some of us have work in the morning, you know. Huge country estate to run and all that.

Goodnight.

[stewey]

Not much point in crying over spilled milk is there, Bob?