I think the thing here is funky, "......... cant remember the last time i saw a decent privet". The art of gardening has gone from so many nowadays and the thought of trimming a hedge 2 or 3 times a year is so daunting, they get left, become out of control, get ripped out and rarely replaced. HOWEVER, they could be on the way back! I have been planting them for a the past 3 or 4 years(mainly the variegated variety) including my own front garden. They remain one of the best hedges, I know that the old Photinia is popular, but for all it's showy spring growth, it hardly compares with a really tight neat privet. Bring back the privet!!
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