work place hates

[anewday]

I hate my work place to despair sometimes. The fat old supervisors sit in the office and fart and take great enjoyment in it. The worse the smell the better for them. Its gros I usually walk out and they say stuff like
'these younguns cant ride a fart' etc etc. I cant bear it. I fear I will flip and kill one of them. How can I controll my anger?

[funnygirl]

Walk away and get a new job!!

[LaughingGirl]

Take some Lactulose, it makes your farts stink REAL BAD, Go into the office have a good fart yourself, let em know what it feel's like, then you can have a good laugh.

[aka pixi]

If this is true my heart goes out to you. I work with a woman who's farts are beyond belief. Seriously if she farts at one end of the factory you can smell it at the other. And its not just a normal 'phew what a smelly fart' smell. You can bloody taste them they are so thick in the air, and they linger for ages. Everyone complains about it but no one says anything to her. I dread partnering her on a machine cos there is no escape. It all came to a head a couple of weeks ago when her fart was so bad I ended up running to the toilet to be sick. I then yelled across the factory 'was that you who farted?' I had to yell 3 or 4 times before she got what I was saying and when she replied 'yes' I screeched that it had made me throw up. Since then I havent noticed a single fart from her.

Now that probably sounds really funny but believe me it is totally vile and stomach churning.

LOL at laughing girls suggestion but in my case I dont think it would work, short of eating a rotting rat I cant believe anything could make a worse smell come out of a persons bottom.

[LaughingGirl]

Believe me, it smell's like something got up your arse and died

[LaughingGirl]

I think these people must be taking LACTULOSE.
Try taking some, that might kill em off. lol