Alan Titmarsh

[jamestate]

Did anyone see that article about Alan Titmarsh in yesterday's 'News of the World'? How can such an admired face of British gardening lower himself to such depraved levels just to satisfy his own sordid needs? Maybe next time he'll close the shed door and make sure nobody's around before carrying out such vile acts. Shame on you Alan.

[Felecity]

I fully agree. His outrageous actions will cause shockwaves in the horticultural society. He is an idol to millions and laidback, homely manner has clearly influenced a lot of the youth of today, inparticular these so-called 'gangsta' rappers. The likes of 50 Cents, Eamonn and his filthy mouthed **** of an ex-girlfriend Frankee are constantly looking up to Alan as witnessed in the references to 'Hoes' in their songs. These pop stars are at a young impressionable age when they are likely 'ape' the loathesome Titmarsh by indulging in copycat activities in their own sheds.

[MrsCheeks]

What did he do????