Help Need Jokes About The Tax Man...Urgent!

[maggiemcgill]

I need a few short jokes about the tax man to write in a card for my very good friend's birthday...trouble is I need it now (literally).
The ones I've found on line are either to long winded, repeated on every site or just not funny...I know it's short notice, but I put my faith in all AB'ers out there�apologies for the rush, Here's hoping

I thought I'd posted already but has not appeared...sorry if duplicated!

[Therema]

Have a look at these
http://www.workjoke.com/tax-advisors-and-tax-a uditors-jokes.html

[Disco Fever]

Tax doesn't need to be taxing....

[Clanad]

Mark Twain said "...The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."

[CrazyCathy]

Clanad love that it's so funny and so true

[BRIGHT SPARK]

What do the taxman and a duck have in common?
.....They can both stick their bills up their ar**

[maggiemcgill]

Thanks Guy's...BRIGHT SPARK, the reason I asked this question is because years ago I bought my friend a birthday card with this joke on the front & he absolutely loved it & still has the card to this day...so you are definitely on the right track!!!
Thanks Again ALL :)