cars and petrol

[misstunbridg]

after you have filled your car with petrol and you go to pay what do you say?

[Postdog]

Usually "number 3 mate"

[butterfly2]

You wouldnt have to say mate at the end of it because its likely the person in the shop is a random person who is NOT your mate! ...

[NORMANTHEDOG]

number 2 and 10 cigars please

[mibn2cweus]

"jeepers, if I'd a knowed it was gonna be this much I'd of walked here!" ~ ~ >o"\o>

[Toureman]

Nothing, because I have already paid, I use the pay at pump facility, much quicker.

[yassa]

Hand over all the cash and the fags,,, NOW! lol

[CSG2306]

Number for and a packet of gum chum please.

[heathfield]

How much???!!!!!!!

[gary baldy]

Its that one over there.........erm .....sorry cant read the number from here........number 3 i think........the black saab........

(at which point the poor cashier has lost the will to live and has just worked it out by a process of elimination and is already processing it!)

[misstunbridg]

thanks for your fab and funny answers! they where great

[xud]

I don't say anything for my car is a diesel!

[knobbynonuts]

can I have 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps as well please geeze, oh and a box of your finest condoms guv