My girlfriend.

[mr.bungle]

My girlfriend is always right. How does that work?

[makemesmile]

It's 'cause she's female.
It's a skill all us females have.

[efc]

She must be a typical woman! We are always right.

[bobclean]

My wife is always right, apart from the one time where she was wrong. The reason she was wrong is because she thought that she was wrong, but she wasn't, she was right all along!

[postmanthe]

Who needs reference books when the wife knows everything

[dzug]

You don't need to know how - it just does.

[sddsddean]

It gets worse. Wait until you're married...the mother in law will be right as well!!!!!

[vehelpfulguy]

She is always right because us men are always wrong.

I remember seeing a T shirt years ago which said something like:

If A Man Speaks In The Forest, But There Is No Woman To Hear Him, Is He Still Wrong?

[sarnieken]

A man marries miss right, not realising her first name was 'always'. :).

You are learning the ways of the woman. Just remember the two rules of a happy relationship.....
1: Women are always right.
2: In the rare occasion where this doesn't happen, see rule 1.

[mibn2cweus]

Of course she is! She's with you . . . ain't she?
What could be wrong with that?

[Panic Button]

Even when you are right, you are wrong

[mr.bungle]

Ok. Why do women have an hour long phone call with someone they will be seeing later in the day?

[Sasha13]

Why do blokes think it's fine to disappear for hours on end, but go mad when a woman does it?

[manxbiker]

women are right they have mens permission to say so after a womans place is in the wrong

[TylerTots]

my wife is always right too. i can be right too sometimes, but only if she says i can be.

[markja]

ref the phone call question, why does my son see his 'bird' all evening ,drop her home then spend two hours on the sodding phone with her ??? answer that one then.!!!
the reason is not 'cos i pay the bill.mind you if he had to it might curb his enthusiasm.

[winny]

Wow. Im showing my husband this link. He thinks he is the only one with a wife who is always right and spends hours on the phone to someone she is seeing later. I told him that he was not alone. You see I was right.!!!!!!!

[tob]

You need to be more of a man. I wear the trousers in my house. (Only because my wife tells me to).