One of the funniest things I have seen recently was a photograph of a bunch of weak-willed employees standing in the freezing cold rain outside the Marlborough cigarette factory somewhere in America below a "Marlborough Man! poster.
I used to stand out in the rain to smoke, but thank God I had the sense to pack it in.
Find someone with emphasima breathing oxygen and living in the lounge because he can�t climb the stairs.
If you can�see the sense in stopping after that, then you deserve to be left out in the rain