Hahaha, I'm with the chicken up there ^^^
My father in law got himself a laptop last year at the grand age of 70odd, and God love him, the technology of it is beyond him. He is on the phone constantly to both Mr Boo and I with the simplest of questions that without having his PC infront of you, it's impossible to see what he's ballsed up this time.
To make matters worse, he's now joined a computer club, who duly show him how to do things which once again he forgets. So when he phones up asking again, a snippet of his class filters through and he'll say "but at class we did it this way.....".
I'm telling you carron, take it from me- emigrate. It's the only way to keep sane.