carrots

[sir-gravy]

how does a corrot work?

[sara3]

wot's a corrot?

[sprayer]

Is connected to the COUNTER ROTATING GIMBAL SPROCKET???

[sir-knobby]

Very hard

[Mortartube]

It is a sad fact that carrots cannot find gainful employment because of the restrictive controls of this Government.

The Labour government have continually refused to assign National Insurance numbers to carrots, therefore depriving them of the opportunity to work and support their families. Carrots have to suffer the indignity and stigma forced upon them by this ludicrous situation.

Some carrots find that when taken on for jobs in the food industry, suddenly they have their employment terminated, generally known as getting the chop. It is not unknown for some carrots to find themselves in a real pickle after this.

Do they get any sympathy after this? No! Most peoples attitude is to let them stew.

This can only be a recipe for disaster.

So to sum up, carrots do not work.

[sallybowles]

ROFL @ mortartube. brilliant answer my friend...

hope that shot him up the ar5e...

[Mortartube]

Why thank you Sallybowles. One tries ones best.

I would like to meet Sir-Gravy whilst I am holding a very large bunch of carrots.

I won't tell you what I would like to do with them, but suffice to say that some people like the idea of "Carrots in Gravy".