Haunted kettle....

[~max~]

Hello! Bit of a pickle here....why does my kettle keep "clicking" when not in use, just as it does when water has boiled? It really startles me at inappropriate moments!! lol
It's plugged in, but in the "OFF" position, btw.

[gonzo00]

hi max...throw your kettle out and buy one at tescos for around 3 quid...ffs! ;0)

[Lie-in King]

One short flight of steps and ♫She's climbing the stairway to heaven♫...

[weeal]

Hmmm what lovely smooth legs you have Mr King...

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_appr ove/3477975/2/istockphoto_3477975-knee-massage .jpg

(what on earth? max get me outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[Lie-in King]

Oooh, what soft hands you have, Miss Al...

~max~ - you stay right where you are!!

[weeal]

http://www.paramountzone.com/im/hand100.jpg

lol

[~max~]

Hey Monsieur Gonzo! How's it going? Back in the Pink city? lol

My kettle is perfectly fine, apart from the haunting.

[gonzo00]

oh ffs...wait about two weeks an i'll bring you round an unhaunted tesco kettle....but only if YOU make the coffee...no sugar thanks..i'm sweet enough!

[~max~]

Actually, I have an unopened box containing a flat pack TV unit that needs attention too.....Ahem...

So, coffee it is??? :-P

[weeal]

Hey gonzo how you doin?
You - sweet? pmsl

[gonzo00]

hey weeal.. very not sweet :0( the b@st@rds took my house...arrrrggg. F**k it ,it was only my life savings..lol..if ya didn't laugh you would cry!!

[weeal]

awww so sorry to hear that, I really am, what you going to do? will you have to stay at your mums or a friends?

[gonzo00]

ah well..guess you just can't fight the man these days..well i'm ok cos away at work at moment but will sort something out when i get back..at least i've still got me health! ;0)



how's you bin keping young lady???

[~max~]

Oh dear mate, I'm sorry to hear that! Well, I'm here if you need anything, you know that eh!

[gonzo00]

LOL you might regret that!!!!! ;0)

[weeal]

Yea Im not TOO bad gonzo, got paid off Friday tho and trying to find another job, never 'signed on' in my life and dont intend to if I can get some temp work

[~max~]

Well, that's ok, I know you're a cheap date! lol
Seriously, got a couch with your name on it, if you ever need it.

[gonzo00]

WEEAL..get your effin @rse down that dole office first thing monday..YOU paid your taxes all your life so you deserve anything that you get back from the government...don't get me started on about governmont ggrrrrrr! seriously though SIGN ON..if only to keep your national insurance stamp up to date..i know you'll find something but until then sign on or i'm gonna have to come over there and give you a skelped @rse!

[gonzo00]

max thanks for the offer , much appreciated...lol! ever seen men behaving badly!!!!

[weeal]

�60 per week? I couldnt even breathe for that gonzo never mind eat

[gonzo00]

aye ...but it's YOUR �60 weeal.....it's a lot better in your pocket...if you don't take it some junkie somewhere will put it in thier arm ar some alchy will use it to buy special brew....YOU worked for it!