Making a pot of tea....

[craft1948]

I apparently do not know how to make a good pot of tea, and this is seriously affecting my marriage. To stop an impending divorce can anyone give me some helpful tips?

[joggerjayne]

1. Offer you wife a cup of tea

2. Go to the kitchen

3. Climb out of the window and run to your nearest Costa

4. Buy tea

5. As above, but in reverse

6. Decant tea from cardboard carton into wife's cup

7. Present tea to delighted wife

8. Explain being out of breath by telling her that she leaves you breathless with desire

[craft1948]

jj.........what is this wife............I'm a laydee

[sn�gs]

''I apparently do not know how to make a good pot of tea, and this is seriously affecting my marriage.''

Me too... lets leave them to their petty tea making ceremonies and bu88er off down to Starbucks for a Mocha Chocolate Espresso with extra steamed milk and a massive dollop of whipped cream...

Heathens!

[joggerjayne]

Oh.

Sorry.

For "wife", substitute ...

... "lesbian civil partner"

[ELVIS68]

pg?

[Panic Button]

I'm a man.

I would not DARE tell 'er indoors she cannot make a decent pot of tea.

Tell him where to go.

[craft1948]

thanks panic but he says 'no decent tea....no nuptuals'

[noway2]

i think you need to boil the kettle first,are you doing that craft.I was going to say pg but elvis got there first

[sn�gs]

'''no decent tea....no nuptuals''

Nuptuals? New biccy? Dunkable?

[Panic Button]

Ask JJ for details of how to get a rabbit like hers.

[craft1948]

Thanks Panic...................got one...mine's called Bingo......oh s0d it he can make his own tea...I'm off out on the lash with snags....

[sn�gs]

Don't forget to bring Bingo...

something to stir the Espresso with eh...

[jaydj]

one for the pot!

[tamborine]

Important to boil fresh spring water, warm teapot, half teaspoon tea leaves (PG tips) per cup. Leave to steep for 5mins & pour into porcelaine cup - add matching jug of fresh full pasturised milk & cane white sugar. Serve all in silver tray set on home embroidered tray cloth.

If he complains......tip all over him - his nuptials will be over for good!

[heathfield]

I concluded, very many years ago, that the best cup of tea or coffee is usually the one you make for yourself.

[magicmerlin]

try this....http://fatsquirrel.org/veghead/wot/BS6008.pdf