Christmas lights

[Prudie]

Why do they always come down from the loft in a knot even when they were put away tidily? I believe there is a mathematical theory to explain this

[Barmaid]

I have that particular joy to come tomorrow. I've done well though - I've been nagged about this since about 1 December.

[Prudie]

I used to love doing the decorations, now i find it a pain in the ar$e

[heathfield]

Perversity tends to exist throughout the known universe - and it's always busy, busy busy!