army

[johnm]

how do you get out of the army

[january_bug]

According to the Simpsons, make a pass at your commanding officer.  :-p

Otherwise - ask someone who's in it - they would know.  :-)

[sod_the_m25]

We had this a while back. Try shooting the company sergeant-major.

[Andy008]

By handing in a request for resignation.

[Simon_States]

Take your weapon and aim at your torso.  I presume you are in the British army so you may need to pull the trigger five or six times before the gun decides to work.  Failing that just say your grandfather was pakistani and I am sure some obliging corporal will beat the crap out of you, speeding up your release.