Job Interview

[whiskeryron]

Resimay

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type
real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really
seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my
persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me
and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings
14:28 Sun 21st Sep 2014
ps i inclose mi pictia

http://tinypic.com/r/2euhdvd/8

[chanel5]

This made me snigger. Years ago a woman in the office where I work was sent a memo asking what system she used for filing as the company were planning to upgrade the system. She replied that she used the New Miracle filing system because that was what she had been taught at secretarial college. It turned out she had been taught the Numerical system of filing.

[Buenchico]

Dear Ms Starling

Thank you for your application for the post of secretary with this organisation. Unfortunately the post has now been filled.

However I am seeking a new PA to sit on my right hand. There a couple of things in your application that stand out to me and I want to reach out to you to consider a new position that you might not be fully familiar with (but which, I feel sure, would be mutually satisfactory to us both).

Yours lustfully,

A. Lecher (Chairman)
Society Against Political Correctness

[whiskeryron]

Thanks Chris I shall add that to my master copy

[aelmpvw]

i suppose her breasts were bashing the keyboard as she typed her application

[Baldric]

That photo' can't be right, she'd never reach the keyboard!