26 Grand a year for frying fish!

[Laurinha]

I saw an ad in the newspaper job section for a 'fish frier', the salary was �26 000p/a is that possible?

[Laurinha]

They're DOL-FINE by me

[Dakota]

Can I interrupt this very serious conversation just to let you know that I'm well into prawn

[ELVIS68]

what if I MUSSELL in on the job

[Laurinha]

I clammed up for a minute there!

[ELVIS68]

Oh Dak did I SMELT ya heart

[Laurinha]

It's all Fin, I like prawn too

[ELVIS68]

oh you squid did you

[Laurinha]

I trout very much that anything can surpass good prawn

[ELVIS68]

you should be so guppy

[Laurinha]

Oh you're stickle-back!  Thought you'd gone.

[ELVIS68]

do ya want me to get me SKATES on then

[Laurinha]

Are you angling for a compliment? 

[ELVIS68]

Why am I a RAY of light in your life

[Laurinha]

Yes actually, your playing a fine TUNA on my heart strings

[ELVIS68]

So do you Pike me then?

[Laurinha]

Indeed, let's run away to SARDINE - ia?

[ELVIS68]

Ok but dont CARP on about it

[ELVIS68]

to be continued after this short break

[Laurinha]

First thing we'll do is get totally HAMMERhEaD on local ouzo!

[ELVIS68]

sorry about the weight