Silly Rhymes

[Caran]

For some reason this popped into my head today.

I made you look
I made you stare
I made the barber cut your hair
He cut it long
He cut it short
He cut it with a knife and fork.

We used to recite this when we made someone look at something that wasn't there!
Anyone know any other silly rhymes?

[JimF]

Made you look
Made you poop
Made you into tattie soup

[elliemay1]

The night was dark and stormy
The bathroom light was dim
I heard a crash, I heard a splash!
Oh Gosh – he’s fallen in!

[jazzyjen]

Seem to half remember something along the lines of.....
Cabbages with clogs on and you with dirty knickers on!

[Buenchico]

From my mother, when I was a kid:

It must be done, it must be done,
Out of the window he cocked his bum.
Copper came by, looked up high,
Wallop! Dollop! Right in the eye!

[elliemay1]

Mary had a bionic cow,
It lived on safety pins.
And every time she milked that cow
The milk came out in tins.

[JimF]

The thunder roared, the lightning flashed
The very earth was shakin'
The little pig picked up his tail
And ran to save his bacon

[Buenchico]

Written by me for my lad's son, Logan, when he was little:

Liggedy-loggedy Logan went to the liggedy-loggedy loo.
Liggedy-loggedy Logan did a liggedy-loggedy poo.

Liggedy-loggedy Mummy gave a liggedy-loggedy yell (Aaagh!)
'Cos liggedy-loggedy Logan made a liggedy-loggedy smell.

Liggedy-loggedy Daddy took a liggedy-loggedy sniff
Then liggedy-loggedy fainted, 'cos of the liggedy-loggedy whiff!

[JimF]

Mary had a little bike
With a basket on the front
And every time she rang the bell
The *** ***** **** ******* ****

[Caran]

Love that one Chris.

[Ken4155]

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them as well, he's a bit that way

[vulcan42]

The war god Thor went out one day
upon his favourite filly.
"I'm Thor " he cried, his horse replied.
"Well uth the thaddle thilly".

[Buenchico]

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
[Spike Milligan]

[JimF]

I come from haunts of coot and hern
I make a sudden sally
And-er-hem-er-hem-the fern
To bicker down a valley

Molesworth, via Tennyson

[marval]

When I took my zebra to Tesco
It got scanned by mistake at the till
How I wish I'd discovered the error
Before I'd settled the bill.

[Davemano]

We had a cow in our back yard
It's name was Susie Anna
We fed it on nuts and bolts
And milked it with a spanner.

[marval]

Mary had a little pig
It really was a smasher
Every time it wiggled its tail
It licked its Gammon Rasher

[Calicogirl]

When Mr Cal's little boy wet the bed he got really scared and worried, so Mr Cal told him this and now it's his favourite :)

I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be
And then I kept him as a pet
And let him sleep with me
I made him striped pyjammies
And a pillow for his head
Then last night he ran away
But first he wet the bed.

[albaqwerty]

my childhood favourite:

I eat my peas with honey
I've done so all my life
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on the knife

(I'm loving these, makes a wonderful read)

[marval]

Another Spike Milligan one.

I must go down to the sea again
to the lonely sea and the sky
I left my shoes and socks there
I wonder if they're dry?

[elliemay1]

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Ogden Nash