nick, the fact you've had to post this question on an internet forum site may suggest you lack rather in the qualities as listed above. I type this email on my PDA whilst holed-up just outside the Chechyna border on a 'black ops' surveillance job for the SAS. Wish you were here?
you do have to be special to throw yourself out of a perfectly good aircraft and the only things designed to drop out of the sky are raindrops and bird poo (airborne easy)