Jobs for the boys....

[bobjugs12]

Gents, I'm thinking of opening a Bra Advisory Panel Service (BAPS), and I need a team of willing me to trawl through lingerie websites, catalogues and photos so we can match bra's to breast's and vice-versa. Essentially, the ladies of AB send in a pic, along with measurements and needs, and we dedicate hours of our time, trawling through the world of skimpies and undies, to, couragesly and selflessly, find them the right set of boulder-holders.

Any volunteers for this worthwhile endeavour?

Yours
Bobjugs12
(Chairman)
BAPS

[squarebear]

Sounds like hard work but I'll graciously sacrifice my free time to help my fellow Abers

[zzxxee]

are you serious??? pmsl no chance!!!! lol

[bobjugs12]

Deadly serious zzxxee.
Have you ever wondered why men are so keen to get the bloody things off? It's because they're ghastly and offensive to our eyes. See, a service run by men will give women the perspective and coaching that they've been missing for so long.
It's all for free, and just done out of the niceness of our hearts.

[daftgrandad]

It would be male chauvinist to refuse bob.
Put me down for the shift,from 10.00 am to 10.00 pm.

[yogi-bear]

Count me in, Big Bob :0).....can i be hands-on?

[bobjugs12]

TBH daftgrandad, I anticipate such a demand for this service that we will have to be flexible with our timings, so i'm starting to work out shifts yet.

Thanks for the interest though

[bobjugs12]

SB, DG and Yogi so far.....any more volunteers.

[zzxxee]

ha ha dont think i will oblige
i woke up this morning thought i was a man with testicles
then realised whoops i forgot to put my bra on !!!!!
boom boom lol

[ChuckFickens]

I reckon I can spare a few hours a week! (actually, 5 min should be plenty of time)

[jackthehat]

Is this going to be exempt from the Sex Discrimination Act ?

[bobjugs12]

Chucks in as well, result.

zzxxee, your OH would be most grateful for this service as will husbands and boyfriends the world over :D

[bobjugs12]

You thinking of applying as well jth?

[zzxxee]

let me think mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no !!!! lol

[jackthehat]

I have a more.......erm..........rounded view than most applicants so far.........;o)

[daftgrandad]

As Chairman of BAPS bob,I will be guided by you and fit into any shift patterns you
decide.
Will you be needing a CV and references,for this work ?

[craft1948]

I good idea Bob...........I run something similar for Athletic Support Services for Ex Servicemen.....

[Sqad]

bob....now this is in my area of expertise.

Someone for the more discerning and upmarket client....Agent Provocateur, La Semana,La Perla etc...you understand..........personal measuring and "hand" fitted.

[yogi-bear]

I'll vote the lovely JTH in........as she can handle us all when we get a bit hot under the collar. :0)

[bobjugs12]

JTH your on the team as well. You will have to sign a contract stating that you recognise the true role of breasts are to be ogled at, and not this new fangled concept of feeding babies etc though. Is that ok with you?

Craft, are you volunteering to become our first clinet? PS I may be interested in your *** as well. What can they offer me?

[bobjugs12]

**** = A.S.S.E.S.