The "Cheer up Barmaid et al" thread

[Barmaid]

I am seriously ******d off after a bit of financial news today that has really p**d me off.

I need a laugh.

This thread is also dedicated to those who have had a similarly *** day and require some light relief.

I shall provide the Pinot..........

Funnies, please.......

[emmie]

i had a rubbish day today, the binmen took me away..

[marval]

There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads "We may never Fosters this way again."

[mccfluff]

fatty's poo dilemma

[marval]

For fosters read p i s s

[firewatch]

mini f in the bath wheres my willy mum? bit worrying but made me laughx

[craft1948]

Sod off...............you cheer me up.

[tonyav]

Went out this afternoon, roof down. And no birds crapped on me !

[ummmm]

Hope this works...

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[Hopkirk]

Well Firewatch, when my daughter was much younger she suddenly asked one day "Dad, what's a penis?"

[tonyav]

Like it ummmm.

[firewatch]

ha ha ha! Thats classic Hopkirk!

[chelle7272]

lol ummmm good one

[Hopkirk]

Almost as scary as when my son asked "what does offside mean?"

[mccfluff]

lol ummmm i'm nicking that for fb :-)

[ummmm]

That's where I nicked it from :-)

[Hopkirk]

Here is Barmaid and friends getting the financial news.

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[vodkancoke]

I've had a crappy week so far. Hopefully my new niece or nephew will arrive soon to cheer me up lol

[sunny-dave]

You should worry - just call me "Two Showers Dave".

Well some idiot (dave) had left the spray can of 3-in-1 oil (used to mend the toilet cistern) right where the anti-perspirant usually is.

Thank God the smell alerted me before I got beyond 'underarms' ...

[tonyav]

LOL, @ dave.

[ummmm]

My 16 year old son has shaved his arm pits because he thought it would stop him sweating. What a pleb!!!