can i go to malta?

[tweedle-dum]

i was convicted of a benefit fraud last september and was fined 400 pound, can i travel to malta?

[pinktwink]

only if you dont claim benefits . Mind you the mafia are recruiting

[sara3]

I'm pretty sure that if you don't need a visa, you can go where you like. no one will ask you about convictions if they've not asked you at the booking stage.

in my opinion.

but tut tut, none the less ;o)

[tweedle-dum]

sara ad rather stand in front of the sherriff than u, u really r a hard woman lol

[sara3]

but hell, I'm good at my job!

enjoy Malta :o)

night night x

[snow.maiden]

Sorry to hear you're �400 down. That would've made a nice bit of spending money.

[tweedle-dum]

gnite, btw, wot is ur job?

[Gormless]

Why stop at Malta? Carry on a bit to Libya or Saudia Arabia. They have extensive benefits systems and would be as please to have you as UK would be to get shot of you.

[sara3]

me? I'm a court liaison officer. I prepare and prosecute big fat benefit fraud cases :o)

I'm your worst nightmare!

[sara3]

I know, and yet you find me alluring......

[tweedle-dum]

well sara if am a big fat fraud case then our country is in serious **** coz am a single mum of 2 n a wrkd 2 nights in a chip shop to support ma daughters coz unfortunately our C.S.A kinda didny manage to get their low life father to pay for the offspring he brought into the world, but hey ho av learned a valuable lesson, next time am coming back as a man n am gony father lots of kids n not support them financially n no 1 can touch me for it, touche!!

[Gormless]

Were you not in any way complicit with the births?

[snow.maiden]

Well I don't condone fraud, but there are lots of examples like tweedle-dum, and to be honest, if I needed to put food in my children's mouths and couldn't get a job which paid enough to support us, then I'd probably do the same. I hope you can now work hard and hold your head up, t-d.

[zig.zag]

how come i haven't met you sara?

lol

[tweedle-dum]

yeah gormless a clearly woz n am the 1 who has full custody n full financial responsibility now for them, my point is maybe if the government done more to ensure absent fathers supported their kids then single mothers would not need 2 wrk n get a pittance in hand to ensure their kids have a decent standard of living

[Gormless]

Sorry, I didn't realise it was the Government's fault.

[tweedle-dum]

cheers snow maiden, at last sum 1 wi sum common sense n a would do the same again to make sure ma kids have wot they need but thankfully i have moved on and have completed a degree n have a better paying job, i still wrk long hours coz i want the best for my family