Are you due some 'porridge'?
Real prison life is not like the TV series and newspapers would have you believe .
In a closed prison , which is most of them , you are locked up for 23 hours a day.
read jno's link ^^I posted a reply on there by mistake thinking I was posting to this thread, my answers are the last 2 on there. i have worked in a prison as a tutor , my brother works in a prison as a maintenance worker . So I have first hand experience.
For a really good insight into prison life I can strongly recommend reading Jeffrey Archers 'Prison' series of books , they tell it like it is.