A) does not drink *** coffee, weak coffee, milky coffee do not offer anything made from freeze dried powder.
B)I am not your dear, pet, sweetheart or other similar forms of address. I will retaliate by calling offenders something far far worse.
C) I am not getting ready for bed at teatime even if it is more convenient for the night shift
D) my roots need doing monthly
E) I will not play bingo, get involved in art therapy, or sit watching soap operas with a load of zombies. And playing card games for buttons ... I don't think so
F) my laundry will be kept separate and if I find another resident wearing an item of my clothing I will kill to retrieve it.