Should i get a wife??

[leggysreturn]

Tonight im going home and i will have to swiffer the floors and mop and dust the place !!!


Now would i be better off just getting a wife so she could do all thta stuff?

Oh and i need to do my ironing tooo ffs.

So should i get a wife to do the work?

Its a tough decision.

Any suggestions gratefully acccepted.

[noway2]

buy a thi bride

[leggysreturn]

I could get a husband i suppose.As tenerife / spain have same sex marriages .Not legal partnerships but avctual marraiges.But if i did do you think hed mind doing all the work whils i was knobbing women and not him ?

Its a dilemma innit?

[leggysreturn]

why angel 12?


are you teh backwards sister of angel 21?

oh dear

that will leave you at a disadvantage then

lol : o)

[Postdog]

Get one on the internet - you can get Poles, Russins, fillipino's, Thai's - good site calld "Thai's R Us"

[Ice.Maiden]

Would a wife be expected to iron your kilt and clean the loo after a night out????? : )

[brenda]

On the criteria you outline , anyone would be bonkers to even think about marrying you.

[paraffin]

There's a few female MPs looking for jobs now, ain't there? Try them!

[leggysreturn]

yes gotta gooo folks



mopping and cleaning



wheres that sodding judas he said hed clean the bog






i amm




the messssssssssssssssiahhhhhhh

[noway2]

if you cant get a woman,then why not go the gay route.Gay men love all that housework stuff.

[pastafreak]

A wife is definitely cheaper.
Imagine having to pay someone to iron 10 yards of scratchy kilt........especially after one of YOUR 'legendry' nights out???
At least you could thank the wife .....nicely.....and she will gladly help unravel the kilt......lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Hiya pasta!! Only 10 yards? I thought there was more than that. Still a lot though...... : (

[logic]

ya got a point there Pasty, but a wife could be a long term thing.

[Ice.Maiden]

Well they're meant to be, aren't they??

[Squitty]

I thought you were already married.....







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