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[sadsack1]

I have seen a really naff picture and wonder what what appropriate caption could be added.

The picture is Gossaert's Hercules and Deianeira 1517.

View at www.barber.org.uk/pomgossaert.html

[NazNomad]

Naff? Why?

[Dris]

Try Quizzes and Puzzles section -they are very helpful.

Ours is not to reason why.....

[flobadob]

Considering your apparent dislike for this painting perhaps you would appreciate the caption "Look, boobies"

[dotty.]

'naff'? It's a priceless work of art

[NazNomad]

Deianeira was impressed by H's long black one.

[Dris]

Got a link (lol)

[Prudie]

Deianeira wished he needed more ivy

[DTCwordfan]

1st night of the Royal Wedding.

"Kate, you have wonderful pale breasts and such little nipples."

"Oh William, you are so hung, just like Grandpa Philip"

[AlBags]

True ... Well naff!

[askyourgran]

Have to say I've drawn better proportions in my artwork. However, I think she's saying *I know I have a receeding chin, and a terribly rounded back and strange looking boobies, but my leg is up to in case that large thing you are holding turns out to be for me"

[joggerjayne]

Andy Gray was finding that his new job at the BBC suited him much better than his previous employment.

[joggerjayne]

Rory McGrath and his wife were pleased with their new patio feature.

[seadogg]

Raise your 1 Club to 2 Hearts

[joggerjayne]

" ... so I asked the barman for a large Canadian Club ... "

[joggerjayne]

Hercules was always amused by Deianira's "producing a silk sheet from her bottom" party trick.

[dr b]

"Christ, what an a$$hole"

http://boingboing.net...ptioning-new-yor.html

[douglas9401]

Actually I was looking for a less demanding introduction to S&M darling.

[douglas9401]

Not what I had in mind when you told me I'd soon be dining at The Ivy dear.

[joggerjayne]

Hercules had seduced Deianira by telling her that he was the owner of a club in Athens.

[joggerjayne]

LOL ... "dining at the Ivy" !!

=0D