david beckham

[sambro]

did he turn you on in his tackbreakers?

[Pippa68]

Mr P insists that tightie whities are uncomfortable and squash his veg so refuses to wear the lovely Calvins I bought him.

I have told him that the red and black crotchless pants he bought me are too chilly so won't be wearing them anytime soon!

[smudge]

*like

[warpig3]

Ha pippa, those panties 'he bought you', he pinched them from my place when he came round to fix the shower!

[B00]

Oh my, i think I'd even swap a Fondant Fancy for 'im, he's gorgeous- well, till he opens his gob anyway, but I'm sure I could work round that bit.

[Pippa68]

I'd gag Becks, BOO. No talking, thank you Goldenballs!

warpig, I did think they stank a bit. I thought he had been trying them on himself, the dirty bleeder.

[B00]

Well yes, think i'd haveta agree with ya there pippa, afterall talking would not be a requirement from him.

[warpig3]

Na pippa . t'was me, I'm a minger, me! If you turn on the box you will see me on Jeremy Kyle this 'avo.

[Pippa68]

Please don't tell me you are that pregnant girl with rotten teeth and a ''I luv Ryan'' tattoo, warpig?

Those lovebites really matched your trackie bottoms quite well ;o)