<<How did you get to be an UNCLE agent? >>
Well quizi, my mate lived in a flat over a dry cleaners and if you went through to the back and through a curtain there was a secret sliding door and a lift down into the secret HQ and we signed up in there.
We had to promise we would harass innocent people by trailing them around the streets of Bootle, talking into our multi-colour ballpoint pens.
Also, I had a gun with an attachable shoulder rest, telescopic sight and silencer.
My mum bought it for me.