Carol Vordeman
Parent and child parkng spaces, need room for your Sherman-tank pram? Put them on the far side of the car-park and see how "necessary" they are.
Tesco Dereham, home of the butchery counter assistant not insured to cut me 8 pork chops.
"Celebrities" who have never done anything except be on these idiot reality programmes, the job creation scheme of the 21st Century, the modern definiton of perpetual motion. Being married to a celebrity doesn't make you a celebrity, nor does sleepng with one.
Feel a bit better now, no doubt I'll think of many more.